"Remember to stay away from Al, Arthur, and... You know what stay away from all of them." You rolled your eyes at your boyfriend's lecturing. The two of you were currently driving to his house so you could meet his family. "I know Mattie and if the Axis are there I should avoid them," you said in exasperation.
"One don't call me that and two you better stay away from those bastards." You pouted. "Why can't I call you 'Mattie'? I do it all the time!" Canada glared at you, making you stop talking immediately.
As the car pulled into the drive-way, Canada tensed, as if he was expecting something to happen. Ignoring him you got out of the car. Before you even knew what happened you found yourself pulled into a set of arms that definitely didn't belong to your boyfriend. "What's a cute doll like you doin' here?" America asked.
Canada got out of the car quickly before punching his brother in the face and pulling you to his chest. "Keep it in your pants, Al." Canada said.
*Time Skip to dinner*
You, Canada, America, England, and France sat at the table in an awkward silence. England was pouting because everyone refused to eat his cooking (although you wanted to try it). "So... How are you three doing?" you asked, trying to break the silence. France ignored you and America was stopped from saying anything by Canada kicking him under the table.
"I'm well, but I'm very upset that no one wants to eat my cupcakes," England says. "I love cupcakes!" you exclaimed. You and England began to talk excitedly about your favorite kind of cupcakes while Canada, America, and France stared at the both of you like you were morons. It appears you will fit well in this crazy family.